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collegehumor:

pr1nceshawn:

If Superheroes Were Hipsters

Illustrated by our very own Caldwell Tanner - Follow him on Tumblr - Blogwell AND watch his new YouTube show - Drawfee

(Source: College Humor)

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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(Source: hungarian, via infinity-l0ve1)

ov-ergrown:

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

I WILL SEE THIS

(via insight-jd)

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

whatisthiswhatismylife:

Me when im excited for the weekend.

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nerdgasmgirl:

Oh God, there’s more

(Source: kiekstn, via thekingofsighs)

dittapuhoy:

Marcy and Bonnie.
thou-art-but-a-tiny-penis:

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

omfg